"Alpha Male" Canvas Tote Bag
"Alpha Male" Canvas Tote Bag
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Finally: a tote strong enough to carry the weight of your delusions and your oat milk. Covered in rainbows, unicorns, and chaotic self-confidence, this bag redefines masculinity one glitter heart at a time.
Made from sturdy, natural cotton canvas, this tote features long handles for easy shoulder carry and enough room for books, groceries, gym clothes, or an entire personality. The bold “Alpha Male” graphic is surrounded by rainbow hearts, sparkles, and two very unserious unicorns, making it perfect for Pride events, errands, gifting, or passive-aggressively flexing at the farmers market. Practical, fabulous, and a little bit feral, just how we like our accessories.
Product Features
Product Features
100% Cotton Canvas Construction
Made from heavyweight 12 oz/yd² cotton canvas for a sturdy, structured feel that’s built to carry it all.
Sleek Flat-Bottom Design
Designed with flat corners for a clean silhouette that keeps the shape streamlined,, no bulk, no sag.
Reinforced Self-Fabric Handles
Sturdy, matching handles make for easy carrying, whether you're running errands, shopping, or heading to the beach.
Durable Everyday Utility
Your go-to for grab-and-go ease.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Shipping
Shipping
Our items are printed/made to order. Please allow for 1-3 days of processing when placing an order before the item will ship. Most items will ship with 2-day ground shipping once printed, unless otherwise stated.
Items ordered together may ship and arrive separately.
Return Policy
Return Policy
Shirt Supply Co generally do not allow returns for buyer's remorse or incorrect size/color choices.However, if a product arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, you can submit a problem report within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or refund.
